oops, I haven’t been on tumblr in almost a year. working 2 jobs and school full-time kind of got to me, but I finally have a little free time now that it’s summer. weeee.
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”…
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.
I always feel like people that make posts saying “LOOK HOW BIG THIS STRETCHES IT CAN FIT MY WHOLE FOOT” obviously don’t actually have penises or have probably never had sex? Because not only are condoms more likely to break like the person above stated, but if they’re too small, but they also don’t feel good at all?? The whole point of condoms is to protect during sex, and sex is supposed to feel good, so why would you want something that feels like it’s cutting off circulation on the most sensitive part of your body?
I mean yeah, if some guy says that they can’t fit in any condoms ever they’re a big fucking liar. There’s a reason they make condoms of basically any size, but that doesn’t mean that anyone can use any size.
I’m not really sure how to explain it, but for those of you without penises, imagine your partner/toy/whatever being too large to be comfortable without enough lube? It’s a similarish thing. It CAN technically fit inside, but that doesn’t mean it feels good at all. The biggest difference with a condom on a penis is that not only does it not feel good, but it’s far more likely to break and result in unwanted things.
(Source: wiggllytuff, via asexualstevecarlsberg)
I finished the thing.
Miley Cyrus portrait for my Illustration 3 class. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out considering I haven’t done any digital work in over 6 months and am rusty as all hell.